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"Aganist Abortion? Then Dont Get One"

"Wanna Wear Fur? Stop Shaving"

"get your rosaries off my ovaries"

"if men got pregnant, abortion would be a sacrement"

* im diagonally parked in a prallel universe

* 4 out of 5 caniballs agree;vegetarians taste better

* God Bless The Freaks

* Drive Carefully: 90% of all people are caused by accidents

* i do whatever the littl voices tell me to do

* not all who wander are lost

* UFO's are real (the Air Force doesnt exist)

* Humble and proud of it

* How can this be a free country if everything is for sale?

* I brake suddenly for tailgaters

*Im aganist the death penalty-Look what happened to Jesus

* KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY

* God is comming and she is pissed

* feminism is the radical notion that women are people

* Join the army; travel to exotic, distance lands; meet exciting, unusual people; and kill them

* Keep your butt in the car. The Earth is not your ashtray

* I believe in life BEFORE death

* born OK the FIRST time

* i bet JESUS whou have used HIS turn signals

* HOM phobic

* Spare the fenders, Save the trees, Give your sober friend the keys

* im so homophbic i cant even touch myself

* Im marching to a different accordian

* Dont get even-Get ODD

* sorry i missed church. ive been practicing witchcraft and becoming lesbian

* Question Gender

* Vegetarians do it with relish (But wear a condiment)

* Where have all the hippies gone?

* Meat is Dead

* why be normal?

* its never ok to hit a child

* HEART ATTACKS-Gods Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

* EXCUTION STOPS A BEATING HEART

* Condoms are easier to change then diapers

* Mean People Suck

* America: One Nation Under Fraud

* I survived the 2K election and all i got was this lousy president

* Hail to the Theif

* hes not my president

* dont blame me. i voted for NADER

* Cant see the forest For the bushes

* if you want me to respect for the law, Make the law respectable

* i LOVE my country but FEAR my goverment

* the road to hell is paved with republicans

sex is the most fun you can have without laughing

"Remember-- Never worship a leader. If you worship a leader, you then no longer have the ability to know when you've been decieved." -- William Cooper from his book Behold a Pale Horse

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

"It's better to be hated for who you are, than loved for who you aren't."

"But I know what its like to want to die. How it hurts to smile, how you try to fit in but you can't. You hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the things on the inside." -- Girl, Interrupted.

"Wasted time can never be returned" -- Ben Franklin

"By knowing that I'm circling my answer, I know there must be an answer to be circling" Jacen Solo from Dark Time II: Ruin

"You can't fight the tears that ain't comin'. Or the moment of truth in your lies. When everything feels like the movies. Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive." -- Goo Goo Dolls "Iris" off their album "Dizzy Up the Girl"

"Just cut your wrists like cheap coupons and say that death was on sale today..." -- Marilyn Manson "The Fight Song" of their/his new album "Holy Wood (In the Valley of the Shadow of Death)"

"Where on earth do I have to go to get away from me?" -- Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel

"When you don't want to feel, death can seem like a dream, but seeing death, really seeing it, makes dreaming about it fucking ridiculous." --Girl, Interrupted

"How can I sleep beneath the trees of wisdom when your axe cuts the roots that feed them..." -- "What If" By Creed

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time"

Some Words From Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)

"As if you could kill time without injuring eternity."

"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined."

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away."

"What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us."

"better to fade away then to burn out" Kurt Cobain (nirvana)

stay safe,
contraception: cover it!

i promote condom usage!

1. Cover your stump before you hump

2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9 . If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker

17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. The right selection will protect your erection

19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. A crank with armor will never harm her