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The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
- has to work in a high humidity environment;
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays off;
- does not get time off after extra hours of work;
- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.
Request denied for the following reasons:
- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to all requests;
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work;
- sometimes leaves work, too early.
a person without love is not a person at all ~me
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is, "fuck." Out of all of the words that
begin with "f", "fuck" is the only one that is reffered to as the "f" word. It's the one magical
word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived
from German; the word "flicken", which means, to strike. In English, "fuck" falls into many gramatical
categories. As a transitive verb, for instance, "John fucked Shirly". As an intransitive verb: "Shirly fucks".
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as "John's doing all the fucking work". As
part of an adverb, "Shirly talks too fucking much". As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirly is fucking
beautiful". As a noun, "I don't give a fuck". As part of a word, "abso-fuckin'-lutely", and, as almost
every word in a sentance: "fuck the fuckin' fucker".
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